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santanain207:

-Hannah Hart, excerpt from My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut

Wait, that’s a quote from Hannah’s book? Wow. I’ve been following the publicity, but I think I might actually have to buy it now.

santanain207:

-Hannah Hart, excerpt from My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut

Wait, that’s a quote from Hannah’s book? Wow. I’ve been following the publicity, but I think I might actually have to buy it now.

(via mydrunkkitchen)

— 3 weeks ago with 967 notes

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

I can’t even handle this.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

— 3 weeks ago with 377135 notes

donrickles:

Was going through my old gifs and found this. Feels very eerily relevant.

(via laughterkey)

— 3 weeks ago with 867 notes
A Principled Parent Deflects a Military Flesh-Peddler →

laliberty:

If you have high school-age children, the Pentagon’s child predators are already grooming them — as LRC reader Paul Farah can testify.

“When my adopted son, Manuel, was 17 years old, he received a call from a local US Army recruiter,” he recounted to me in an e-mail. “I answered the phone. The sergeant on the line asked to speak to Manuel, and I wondered what was up, because everyone called him Junior; no one ever called him by his given name.”

Unwarranted first-name familiarity with your child on the part of an adult stranger is always cause for suspicion.

Paul continues:

“I asked, `Who is this?’ `Sergeant [whatever his name was] from the United States Army! I hear he is graduating soon, and I’d like to discuss some career opportunities in the US Army with him!’ I held the phone away from my face, and yelled across the room, clearly, so the sergeant could hear: `Hey, Junior, there is some guy on the phone. Wants you to go to Iraq and kill brown people until you run over a mine in your jeep and blow your balls off!

Junior laughed.”

“I said to the recruiter, `Sorry, he’s busy playing Nintendo’ — then hung up.”

Concerned parents should be aware of efforts by the Pentagon’s Cannon Fodder Acquisition Directorate to infiltrate the gaming worldin order to lure potential victims. Rather than prosecuting that variety of online child enticement, the Regime eagerly subsidizes it.

Protecting one’s children from the Warfare State is among the most urgent duties of a morally alert parent.

Well played.

— 3 weeks ago with 10 notes
fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

— 4 weeks ago with 286266 notes

shedskinbelight:

after they bury Michael Brown today

let us remember that the fight for justice is not over

please do not forget Ferguson

please keep Michael Brown on your mind, his family and friends in your hearts, and the city of Ferguson in your prayers

let us continue to stand in solidarity with our brothers and sisters fighting for justice & peace

After they bury Michael Brown today, let us remember that it is not only Ferguson, that it is not only racism, that it is not only militarized police forces. Let us remember that police brutality is a feature, not a bug in the system.

(via poopirate)

— 1 month ago with 40928 notes

weaselbeethedemigod:

ronandhermionealways:

hugsandthimbles:

fudgeflies:icedteaandoldlace:

He also:

  • told Neville to stand up to people
  • confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
  • said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
  • gave Dobby his sweater
  • faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
  • told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
  • stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
  • gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
  • realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
  • jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
  • confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
  • begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
  • couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
  • remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
  • tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
  • didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
  • didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
  • saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
  • told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him

In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.

and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.

reblogging for the 100th time because ronald.

My baby.

THIS MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM LIKE I DO.

(Source: sherpotter, via poopirate)

— 1 month ago with 337085 notes
GoFundMe Page For Darren Wilson Replaced By Tax-Deductible Charity →

supercargautier:

just to be clear, we are looking at a scenario in which the very organization tasked with investigating an officer-involved-shooting… are behind the donation drive to support the officer involved in the shooting

I just phrased that in the most neutral terms possible and it’s still absolutely damning

Statists gonna state. They don’t call it Leviathan for nothing.

(via laughterkey)

— 1 month ago with 2634 notes

politicalsexkitten:

saintkathryn:

holdencaulfieldthinksuraphony:

donotruninfear:

jennaanne01:

THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.

Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.

Wow. Someone has made a movie showing the criminal war on terror for whit it actually is? Has Hollywood actually sacked up and allowed an anti war movie to be made about the current (and by all measurements, permanent) war? Yep, I want to see this.

(via laughterkey)

— 1 month ago with 168220 notes
theonion:

FBI Raids Kennedy Fundamentalist Compound

I love The Onion so hard. Truly America’s finest news source.

theonion:

FBI Raids Kennedy Fundamentalist Compound

I love The Onion so hard. Truly America’s finest news source.

— 1 month ago with 306 notes